Hares: WH/Hangover Hash combo
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It was a cold and drizzly morning, but about 40
functional alcoholics faithfuldragged themselves out of someone stranger’s bed to make a last desperate attempt to get some nookie instead of passing out in some stranger’s bedparticipate and continue with the booze-fest camaraderie of the night before.
The trail was laid by the newly-christened Hanger Over hash. They were
dumbthoughtful enough to lay an actual trail, with running and everything. About 10 or 15 hashers ran the trail while the rest were too hung over contented with a leisurely stroll through skanky alleys the city.
The pack looked
way hotter last night enthused as they first drank even more alcohol refreshments provided by White House to avoid the shakesdehydration.
The hashers shared
furtive, embarrassed glances stories about the night before and new-found one-night-stands friends exchanged fake contact information.
The On-On was held at Madhatter which was
totally unprepared a perfect venue for this scary looking lively bunch.
At the On-On the hashers chatted about the
asinine fun things they did on trail.
A good time was had by all
until the alcohol poisoning kicked in and the chain-reaction vomiting started.